Who Am I And Why Do I Have A Blog?
The above questions will not be answered in this segment. Instead, I typed "Random Interview Questions" into google because who cares who I really am? An article with the following questions came up. Eat your hearts out.
1. If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?
Since I am a the EXACT size of a pencil, that means I am very tall and oh so slender. For arguments sake, lets just say I was the size of an unsharpened pencil, which stands approximately 5.5". A blender.....pitcher??? is approximately 8" deep. Considering the fact that I have a small amount of weight, being that I'm as thick as a pencil, I would jump as high as I can, grab the rim and pull myself out. If there is one thing I'm sure of, it's my ability to jump 2.5".
2. How many ridges are there around a quarter?
It would be a colossal waste of my time to count. Moving on.
3. What is the philosophy of martial arts?
Breaking various objects with your hands and feet, earning belts that are all the colors of the rainbow, and finally, learning how to properly wax a car.....wax on, wax off.
4. Explain to me what has happened in this country during the last 10 years?
Steve Jobs.
5. Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 how weird you are.
I'm gonna play it safe and say 11.37.
6. How many basketballs can you fit in this room?
I'm trying to write a blog, not ponder all the ways to make an adult-proportionate ball pit. Stupid question.
7. Out of 25 horses, pick the fastest 3 horses. In each race, only 5 horses can run at the same time. What is the minimum number of races required?
They're the FASTEST horses, so only 3 races.
8. If you could be any superhero, who would it be?
Finally!!!! A good question! Spiderman. Because although I have an irrational phobia of spiders, shooting web out of my wrists and swinging through the city sure would help with my frustration with rush hour traffic.
9. You have a birthday cake and have exactly three slices to cut it into eight equal pieces. How do you do it?
I give the knife to someone else, inform them it's my birthday and then tell them to cut the cake into 8 equal pieces using only 3 slices and that I don't want any excuses. Figure it out.
10. Given the numbers 1 to 1000, what is the minimum number of guesses needed to find a specific number if you are given the hint "higher" or "lower" for each guess you make?
Only 1. I'm psychic.
12. An apple costs 20 cents, an orange costs 40 cents, and a grapefruit costs 60 cents. How much is a pear?
Free because this is 'Merica.
13. How many traffic lights are in Manhattan?
Entirely too many? Have you ever tried to drive in Manhattan??? DON'T. Cuz it's impossible.
15. You are in a dark room with no light. You have 19 grey socks and 25 black socks. What are the chances you will get a matching pair?
About the same chances of me sleeping in tomorrow. Zip.
16. Why do you think only a small portion of the population makes over $150,000?
Because, sometimes, people choose to have a life outside of the office.
17. What's the square root of 2000?
I'm no longer in high school so this question is irrelevant.
18. A train leaves San Antonio for Houston at 60 mph. Another train leaves Houston for San Antonio at 80 mph. Houston and San Antonio are 300 miles apart. If a bird leaves San Antonio at 100 mph, and turns around and flies back once it reaches the Houston train, and continues to fly between the two, how far will it have flown when they collide?
Birds can't really fly at 100mph. That's ridiculous.
19. How are M&Ms made?
Magic.
20. What would you do if you just inherited a pizzeria from your uncle?
Make an entire menu of desert pizzas. Then sell them to hormonal women and become a kajillionaire.
Questions gathered from:http://www.christianteenforums.com/showthread.php?71941-25-Totally-Random-Job-Interview-Questions