*Went to bed at times that would make only the elderly proud.
*Looked at the dishes in my sink and thought "Someone should really wash those....".
*Ate a cupcake that had bacon on it.
*Watched The Bachelorette.
*Went to the movies alone.
*Realized that no amount of oxyclean will remove grease stains from yoga pants.
*Tripped and fell in my apartment due to one of my dogs many death traps.
*Observed my dog pee all over my new neighbors Sperry's. She only glares at me now......
*Accidentally inhaled one of these little cotton wisp things that are blowing around. My nose tickled for 2 hours.
*Climbed onto the top of my car to wake up my friends sleeping husband in his second story bedroom at 1:30am.
*Tried to convince an armed police officer to join my show choir.
*Decided that EVENTUALLY, I will make a jewelry hanger for my wall.
*Thought about doing laundry but ultimately decided against it.
*Discovered my stalker got a membership at my gym.
*Came home to find 4 men in my apartment, "sniffing" around because it smells like something (or someone) died in my building---It wasn't my place, woohoo!!
*Put money aside for my road trip to NC.
*Decided I need to go to Mexico.
*Contemplated purchasing an eReader or iPad.
*Gave myself a mani/pedi.
*Bought a groupon for 2 oil changes (for $24 heeeeyyyyyy!!!!)
*Wore sunglasses that perfectly matched my outfit to intentionally pretend like I was "that girl" for the day.
*Moved my "You Did It" sticker from my office phone to my office scanner.
*Discovered that my left hand falls asleep faster than my right hand.
*Slept in.
So far, I think I'm getting an A+ in adulthood.
*Looked at the dishes in my sink and thought "Someone should really wash those....".
*Ate a cupcake that had bacon on it.
*Watched The Bachelorette.
*Went to the movies alone.
*Realized that no amount of oxyclean will remove grease stains from yoga pants.
*Tripped and fell in my apartment due to one of my dogs many death traps.
*Observed my dog pee all over my new neighbors Sperry's. She only glares at me now......
*Accidentally inhaled one of these little cotton wisp things that are blowing around. My nose tickled for 2 hours.
*Climbed onto the top of my car to wake up my friends sleeping husband in his second story bedroom at 1:30am.
*Tried to convince an armed police officer to join my show choir.
*Decided that EVENTUALLY, I will make a jewelry hanger for my wall.
*Thought about doing laundry but ultimately decided against it.
*Discovered my stalker got a membership at my gym.
*Came home to find 4 men in my apartment, "sniffing" around because it smells like something (or someone) died in my building---It wasn't my place, woohoo!!
*Put money aside for my road trip to NC.
*Decided I need to go to Mexico.
*Contemplated purchasing an eReader or iPad.
*Gave myself a mani/pedi.
*Bought a groupon for 2 oil changes (for $24 heeeeyyyyyy!!!!)
*Wore sunglasses that perfectly matched my outfit to intentionally pretend like I was "that girl" for the day.
*Moved my "You Did It" sticker from my office phone to my office scanner.
*Discovered that my left hand falls asleep faster than my right hand.
*Slept in.
So far, I think I'm getting an A+ in adulthood.
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